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Bright Lights, Big Idiot
By Lawrence Keeney
Have you ever actually used your
Surefire tactical light
to zap an opponent in the eyes?
I sort of, kind of did exactly that recently in a movie theater.
I
went with my dad and a couple of family friends to see Kill Bill.
We were blessed with a teenage prankster who thought it would be funny to
shoot us in the back of the head with paper wads, popcorn, and tossed Hot
Tamales candy.
We asked nicely, summoned the poorly dressed, overweight theater attendant to
walk through the theater (he neither expelled nor admonished the future
felon), and pretty much didn’t do anything productive to stop the assault.
About the time of the battle in the House of the Blue Leaves, I began to wish
I had a samurai sword myself. Unfortunately, dismembering the little
asshole would have been something of an overreaction.
Then I heard him say, “Watch this!”
I turned around, fixed him with my steely gaze, and zapped
him right in the eyes with a flash with my G2Z Combatlight.
He exclaimed, “Holy shit!” He dropped his industrial-sized fountain
drink and his bucket of golden-flavoring-covering popcorn.
His girlfriend said, “What the fuck was that?”
He said, “Damn… maybe it was a laser or something.”
For some strange reason, the two delinquents lost their
desire for mischief after that.
Go figure…