Flat-head Screwdriver for Self-Defense?

The flat-head screwdriver has long been a part of the sometimes apocryphal lore of self-defense. Specifically, it has been said among self-defense exponents — who largely oppose laws banning or restricting the tools of force multiplication — that there is little point in banning the carry or possession of pocketknives and even “tactical” knives. That’s because (and here the statistics may or may not be sourced or even true) kitchen knives are used far more often to commit assault in day-to-day life in Western societies. It’s also said, with equal fervor, that screwdrivers are the favored tools of carjackers and muggers when compared to knives with edges.

I’ve cited these statistics myself and, quite honestly, it doesn’t matter if they’re true or not when the topic is examined irrespective of politics. The fact is that screwdrivers, in the realm of expedient and pragmatic improvised (or semi-improvised) self-defense tools, are an excellent choice. They are tremendously strong compared to knives, affording great leverage. They are widely available and legal in many places that an edged weapon would not be. They have large, heavy handles that allow for an excellent grip. Most screwdrivers have a tapered shoulder that flares to a guard of sorts, which also allows for a number of a natural carry options. You could improvise an OSS-style string sheath and carry a screwdriver in your waistband with little difficulty. There are any number of utility benefits in carrying a screwdriver as part of your EDC, too.

The blade of a flat-head screwdriver will pierce flesh with relatively little muscle behind it. It need not be sharpened, but can be honed to a chisel edge in 5-10 minutes on any abrasive surface, from a sharpening stone to a parking lot to the inside of a toilet tank lid. A motivated man with a screwdriver locked in his grip is well armed indeed… and it would seem that those in the self-defense community (particularly those who have advocated for expedient self-defense knives like the fruit knife) are now acknowledging the place of screwdrivers in personal protection. This is especially true for Non-Permissive Environments, or NPEs, where traditional and conventional knives and weapons are prohibited.

Our friends at Delta 2 Alpha, together with Ruelas537 and as influenced by Ed Calderon of Ed’s Manifesto, are now offering through Ruelas537 a product called the Omni Sheath. (It is orderable directly through Ruelas537 on Instagram and Facebook.) This is an inside-the-waistband sheath that fits all quarter-inch flat-head screwdrivers. It’s a product that is so simple and so brilliant that it’s a wonder somebody hasn’t thought of it before. (And, in truth, they may well have, but this is the first I’ve heard of a product offered for this purpose).

“We wanted to develop something specifically for Mexico, and other NPEs like, Asia, Australia, Europe,” the folks at Delta 2 Alpha told me. This is consistent with the types of products we’ve seen from them over the years.

Speaking of years, during the many of them in which I trained in Liu Seong Gung Fu, my instructor’s attitude toward knives at first confounded me. As a young man I was obsessed with gear, as many Westerners are. I thought it meant something to have the latest, greatest “tactical” knife. My instructor, by contrast, took the attitude that whatever was at hand would do… and in the ensuing years, I have come to agree with that attitude. Acknowedging the power of screwdrivers for self-defense not only embraces that attitude of pragmatic minimalism, but also coopts a tool previously used by societal predators for the defense of those predators’ potential victims.

The irony is not lost on me that a community prepared to pay upward of $200 USD for a pocketknife is embracing dollar-store tools and hardware shop finds. No, a screwdriver will not and should not replace your pocketknife. It is, however, a viable tool of self-defense in certain contexts. Consider it against that backdrop.

6 thoughts on “Flat-head Screwdriver for Self-Defense?

  1. Interestingly enough, a few years a go I was teaching a knife class and we had a couple of deer carcasses to stab. A butcher was a student in the class. It was deer season and he had a couple clients deliver him meat that had already spoiled.

    We hacked the deer carcasses up with everything in that class. I found that the phillips head screw drivers actually provided much greater (and with less effort) penetration than the flat head screw drivers.

    I expected better penetration from the narrow flat head screwdrivers, but that wasn’t the case.

  2. The big difference I see is that for a person trained to use a knife, the screwdriver is like comparing a spike to a sword with curves and various edges. With a knife or sword we can slash, reverse our grip and slash, and then slash or cut horizontally, vertically or diagonally, etc., and so on.
    With a spike, or a screwdriver, one would probably just stab, or swing upwards or raise their hand and swing down, or swing the tool horizontally into the person’s head, neck or the body. There is no need or point to worry about orientation. You can’t really slash, cut or chop, but just stab, so it takes much less special training, familiarization or thinking. And this is where simplicity prevails and shines.
    Of course one could engage training they have had with a kubotan or any pressure point based defensive training. Some might think it’s silly, but in this day of gun grabbers and paranoid people who fear allowing citizens any defensive tools, this might be the way to go. Your knowledge and skills can never be taken away at checkpoints or detected by machines.

  3. As an 80 year old retired plumber the screwdrivers in my toolbox gave great results
    when out on service calls fixing things. Now my screwdriver is once again within
    reach. I keep it in the pouch pocket of my hoodies, where I can hide my hands and
    my defender screw driver evertime I leave home to go out into this dangerous world.
    I may not be young anymore, but I can still fight against the Nuts who roam the
    land. I will not shoot anyone though as a Marine Officer I have the training and the
    attitude. I will not kill, because of the inconvenience of dealing with the authorities.
    You saw what happened to Jesus. It was the authorities that made his life miserable.

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